Dedicated to practicing and upholding the manly† European™ arts of defence as practiced by our Medieval and Renaissance forebears, with REAL STEEL ARMAMENTS and with sufficient skill and control to ONLY BRUISE EACH OTHER or break the occasional finger tip or thumbnail of our opponent, keeping our great anger in check at almost all times,‡ since safety is first when you live in a CITY FULL OF LAWYERS.

† Except for Mr. Hounsell.
‡ Except for Mr. Busch, who sort of has anger issues, which he's dealing with.